The Only Thing Worse Than the Line to Get into MARUGAME UDON is the Line to Get to the Line to Get into MARUGAME UDON

See what I mean?

I was already thinking man, that’s a long line, and then I saw where it really starts:

All the deets.

(Meanwhile, all points north of here at the Stonestown Mall look line scenes from Omega Man, owing to the big hulking empty Macy’s.)